This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in
the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After
the wedding, at the reception, the
groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to
thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law
for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he
wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's
chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to
everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10
glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them
weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just
watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said,
"F--- you!" he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded
crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.
While most people would have canceled the wedding
immediately after finding out about the
affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge ...
making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and
best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and
This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you
think we might get a MasterCard
"priceless" commercial outta this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion.......... $3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui..........$8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man.........priceless.
There are something's money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD!!!
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