Now this guy has balls!!!!!!


This is a true story about a  recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in
the local  newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300  guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the
groom got up on stage with a  microphone to talk to the crowd.  He said he wanted to
thank everyone for  coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.
He  especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law
for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he
wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So  taped to the bottom of everyone's
chair, including the wedding party, was a  manila envelope. He said this was his gift to
everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10
glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them
weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just
watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to  the best man and said,
"F--- you!" he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!"  Then he turned to the dumbfounded
crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the  marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have  canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the
affair, this guy  goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge ...
making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and 
best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300  friends and
family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you  think we might get a MasterCard
"priceless" commercial outta this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends...........$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the  occasion.......... $3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in  Maui..........$8,500. 
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10  glossy of the bride humping the best man.........priceless.

There are  something's money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD!!!

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