Obama is the shepherd I did not want.
He leadeth me
beside the still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Republican
He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party's
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread
I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.
has anointed my income with taxes,
My expenses runneth
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my
And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.
I am glad I am American,
I am glad that I am
But I wish I was a dog.....
And Obama was a