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Important Stuff
If you yelled for 8 years, 7
months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one
cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth
it.)
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If
you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to
create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like
it!)
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The
human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out of the body to squirt
blood 30
feet.
(O.M.G.!)
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A
pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a
pig.)
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A
cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves
to death.
(Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the
pig.)
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Banging
your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at
home...maybe at
work.)
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The
male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to
its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head
off.
("Honey, I'm home. What
the....?!")
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The
flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the
length of a football field.
(30 minutes...can you
imagine??)
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The
catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the
bottom of a
pond?)
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Some
lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next
life...quality over
quantity.)
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Butterflies
taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to
know.)
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The
strongest muscle in the body is the
tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)
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Right-handed
people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people
do.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the
difference?)
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Elephants
are the only animal that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good
thing....)
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A
cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure
that
out?)
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An
ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like
that.)
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Starfish
have no brains.
(I know some people like that
too.)
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Polar
bears are left-handed.
(Who knew? Who
cares!)
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Humans
and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What
about that pig??)