Military Survival Rules


There is good advice in here. Enjoy

"Aim towards the enemy."
------ Instruction printed on a U. S. Army rocket launcher

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."
------ U. S. Army training notice

"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. From 30,000 feet,
every single bomb always hits the ground,"
------ U. S. Air Force ammunition memo.

"If the enemy is in range, so are you."
------ Infantry Journal

"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you
least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of
your unit."
------Army preventive maintenance publication

"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo."
------ Infantry Journal

"Tracers work both ways."
------ U. S. Army Ordnance Corps memo.

"Five-second fuses only last three seconds."
------ Infantry Journal

"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid."
------- Col. David H. Hackworth

"If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking into an
------ Infantry Journal

"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection."
------- Joe Gay

"Any ship can be a minesweeper - once."
------ Anonymous

"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do."
------- Unknown Army recruit

"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you."
------- Unknown

"If you see a bomb disposal technician running, try to keep up with
-------- U. S. Army ordnance manual

"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just
------- U. S. Air Force flight training manual

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