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DECEMBER 2009


Wow, nothing says "I know how to make friends" like a shirt that incorporates computers AND farting!!
Ohio
 
  
  

If this was elementary school that effort wouldn't even get a participation sticker. Awful. Just awful.  -  California  
  

Dear young females out there, remember when your parents said you would would regret that lower back tattoo because it won't look sexy when you get you get older....... this is what they meant.
California
 
  

The elusive thug-skullet..quite a rare appearance. Enjoy!
Nevada 
  
  

I guess a bathing suit cover isn't as self explanatory as I thought it was. Here is a hint, it is supposed to cover.
Nebraska

  

I liked his yellow outfit, but I gotta say he is prettier in pink. 
Kentucky
  

If the entire word "Bootylicious" can easily be read across your ass, believe it or not, it's probably not actually bootylicious.
Pennsylvania
  

If you do insist on wearing your underwear out in public, maybe you should try age appropriate underwear. But I would still try the pants first. 
Kentucky
 

Pssssst..we can still see you. Unfortunately.
Nevada 


Listen lady, I don't want winter to come either but I'm pretty sure that no matter how good of a job you're doing, you can't scare it away. 
Delaware
 

I guess the Drano in my eyes was only a temporary solution. Someone please just come at my eyes with a cheese grater and don't stop until it breaks.
Indiana
 

I think we are just as confused as he is. Seriously, get off the fence and pick one side or the other. 
Illinois
 

You know, I hate having to pull my pants down and my shirt up to take a sh*t too. I think you have just invented a genius new idea there big guy! 
Florida
 

Okay, I see the boots with the fur, now if you could just go ahead and add them apple bottom jeans I think we would all thank you. 
Florida
 

This isn't prison buddy, you don't have to hang on to her. Trust me, no one is thinking about stealing her from you. 
Virginia
 

 

 

126
It seems like you started adding random things to that list. Midgets and DSL !!



123
Way to go Grandma !



103
Charming !



121
Eat your heart out Brad Pitt !



119
I
'm UTTERLY speechless !


120
Well, lets all be thankful that at least half is covered.



110
Everyone loves a man in yellow go-go boots!



104
I REALLY hope that isn
't what I think it is...


98
Oh, you want to take my son for a ride in your van? I don
't see a problem with that !

94
The Batmobile is being fixed
- this is my spare car !.


91
If a cheetah and a leopard decided to mate, this would be the result



.
83
Why did you ever, E
...V...E...R. think this was appropriate to wear in public?


69
Yeah
- well thanks for telling me that NOW !


70
Every man has an NFL jersey AND short pink shorts in their wardrobe, right?



67
How the hell does she manage to wipe her ass ??


64
Just in case you had the irresistible urge
...
54

Got any grits flavour chewing gum !

51
Pimpin ain
't easy down at da walmart.
50
It
's like those shorts are managing to cover nothing and everything at the same time.
49
Where the hell is Catwoman !

46
I see that Britney Spears let herself go
.......again !
31
If i asked you where i could buy that shirt your answer would be
.......


30
Nobody aint gonna mess with me !



36
Kinda relieved that we don
't get a glimpse of the front too...

28
Is it even legal to look this good?

21
Have a nice
........jeeez.....what the f!!!!!!!!!
18
Just another goat shopping at Walmart
.......what's so funny !


Aren't they supposed to be in the front?


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