As a Parent, I often
wonder if I taught my son & daughters everything they needed
to know to lead a safe and sane life.
You know what I mean
. . . . .don't run with a knife, don't stick beans in your nose,
don't lick a frosted piece of metal, etc. But you know I think I
might have missed this particular piece of advice. Lets face it,
if my son or daughter ever tried this totally idiotic stunt I
would figure they are way too stupid to make it in this world
anyway......!
Never . . .
Ever . . .
Ever . . .
Put a
FIRECRACKER
in your butt and light
it.
I REPEAT . .
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Never ... Ever ...
Ever
Put a FIRE
CRACKER
in your butt and light it ! ! !
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