Duck Hunt
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HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSIN...???
ABSOLUTELY A TRUE STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION REPORTING ON THE
INCIDENT.
A guy buys a brand new Lincoln Navigator truck for $42,500 (with monthly
payments of $560.00).
He and a friend go duck hunting in mid-winter; and of course, all of the
lakes
are frozen. These two guys go out on a lake with their GUNS, a DOG, and of
course, the new NAVIGATOR.
They drive the Navigator out onto the frozen lake and get ready to place the
decoys. They decide they want to make a natural looking water area for the
ducks, something for the decoys to float on.
Now making a hole in the ice large enough to invite a passing duck is going
to take a little more power than the average drill auger can produce.
So, out of the back of the new Navigator comes a stick of dynamite with a
short 40-second fuse. Now our two Rocket Scientists,afraid they might slip
on
the ice while trying to run away after lighting the fuse (and becoming
toast,
along with the Navigator), decide on the following course of action: they
light the 40-second fuse; then, with a mighty thrust, they throw the stick
of
dynamite as far away as possible.
Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the NAVIGATOR, the
GUNS, and the DOG...???
Let's talk about the dog: a highly trained Black Lab used for RETRIEVING.
Especially things thrown by the owner. You guessed it: the dog takes off
across the ice at a high rate of speed and grabs the stick of dynamite, with
the burning 40-second fuse, just as it hits the ice.
The two men swallow, blink, start waving their arms and, with the veins in
their necks swelling, scream and holler at the dog to stop. The dog now
apparently cheered on by his master, keeps coming. One hunter panics grabs
the shotgun and shoots the dog.
The shotgun is loaded with #8 birdshot, hardly big enough to stop a Black
Lab.
The dog stops for a moment, slightly confused, then continues on. Another
shot, and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really confused and of
course terrified, thinking these two geniuses have gone insane.
The dog takes off to find cover,............. under the brand new Navigator.
The men continue to scream as they run. The red hot exhaust pipe on the
truck
touches the dog's rear end,.......... he yelps, drops the dynamite under the
truck and takes off after his master.
Then """"""" BOOOOOOOOOOM """""""!!!! The truck is blown to bits and
sinks to the bottom of the lake, leaving the two idiots standing there with
"I
can't believe this just happened" looks on their faces.
The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal use
of
explosives is NOT COVERED by the policy. ...And he still had yet to make the
first of those $560.00 a month payments.
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