'Laugh
like no one is listening, Love like you've never
been hurt and Dance like no one is
watching.'
Summary
of Life
GREAT
TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE
LEARNED: 1)
No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize
cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your
Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't
hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to
hold a tomato. 5) You can't trust dogs
to watch your food. 6) Don't sneeze when
someone is cutting your hair. 7)
Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same
time. 8) You can't hide a piece of
broccoli in a glass of milk. 9) Don't
wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
GREAT
TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE
LEARNED: 1)
Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt. 3)
Families are like fudge..mostly sweet, with a few
nuts. 4) Today's mighty oak is
just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like
jogging on the inside.. 6) Middle age is
when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the
toy. GREAT
TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING
OLD 1)
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all
the preservatives I can get. 3) When you
fall down, you wonder what else you can do while
you're down there. 4) You're
getting old when you get the same sensation from a
rocking chair that you once got from a
roller coaster.
5)
It's frustrating when you know all the answers but
nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but
it's a lousy beautician. 7) Wisdom comes
with age, but sometimes age comes
alone. THE
FOUR STAGES OF
LIFE: 1)
You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don't
believe in Santa Claus. 3) You look like Santa
Claus.. 4) You are Santa
Claus.
Always remember to forget the troubles
that pass your way;BUT NEVER forget
the blessings that come each
day.