Wow, nothing says "I know how to make friends" like a shirt that incorporates computers AND farting!!
Ohio  
  
  

If this was elementary school that effort wouldn't even get a participation sticker. Awful. Just awful.  -  California  
  

Dear young females out there, remember when your parents said you would would regret that lower back tattoo because it won't look sexy when you get you get older....... this is what they meant.
California  
  

The elusive thug-skullet..quite a rare appearance. Enjoy!
Nevada 
  
  

I guess a bathing suit cover isn't as self explanatory as I thought it was. Here is a hint, it is supposed to cover.
Nebraska
  

I liked his yellow outfit, but I gotta say he is prettier in pink. 
Kentucky   

If the entire word "Bootylicious" can easily be read across your ass, believe it or not, it's probably not actually bootylicious.
Pennsylvania   

If you do insist on wearing your underwear out in public, maybe you should try age appropriate underwear. But I would still try the pants first. 
Kentucky  

Pssssst..we can still see you. Unfortunately.
Nevada 

Listen lady, I don't want winter to come either but I'm pretty sure that no matter how good of a job you're doing, you can't scare it away. 
Delaware  

I guess the Drano in my eyes was only a temporary solution. Someone please just come at my eyes with a cheese grater and don't stop until it breaks.
Indiana  

I think we are just as confused as he is. Seriously, get off the fence and pick one side or the other. 
Illinois  

You know, I hate having to pull my pants down and my shirt up to take a sh*t too. I think you have just invented a genius new idea there big guy! 
Florida  

Okay, I see the boots with the fur, now if you could just go ahead and add them apple bottom jeans I think we would all thank you. 
Florida  

This isn't prison buddy, you don't have to hang on to her. Trust me, no one is thinking about stealing her from you. 
Virginia